wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire
The onion isn’t satire. The onion is pure progressive rage with a thin satire coating.
So you’re saying it has layers?
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
me: i’m gonna write
me: [reads another person’s writing]
me: i’m never writing again
Friendly reminder that not even the Vampire Slayer could last a day in retail