NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
I feel like something really important just happened
River Phoenix ~ [Quotes] Pics
We should start ranking tv shows on a scale from 1 to Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
This is so accurate
Have you ever had an amazing idea for a fic but you just couldn’t write it? Or, have you ever had the urge to write something, but you just couldn’t think of anything to write? Well look no further!
No, this isn’t a network where you have to answer a survey and we’ll pick who we think should be a part of it. This is an open blog being managed by four of us who will be keeping track of your ideas and giving them up to the people who feel like they want to write them.
but brenna how the fuck will this even work?
Well friends let me explain to you this wonderful thing.
Basically, if you have an idea that you want to see someone write, you submit to us at the blog the following:
- Your basic prompt and then the extra details that follow
- Rating (that you want to see this fic written as if you care)
- Pairing (who you want this fic to be about)
- Category (hurt/comfort or drama or slow-build or friendship or etc.)
- Word count (if any)
- Additional Wants (kinks, side pairings, tropes, brOTPs, etc.)
- No-Nos (pairings, kinks, side characters, etc. anything you don’t want to see)
- au’s/canon? (do you want it to be true to the show/book/movie/whatever or do you want a hs/college/fantasy/modern day/whatever au?)
and then we number it and add it to the page to be claimed and tag it accordingly.
If you see a prompt that you like, you can claim it by messaging us and then we’ll /close/ that prompt and tag it, the original prompt giver and you in the ask so that you both know who’s going to give writing it a shot and who originally came up with the idea.
And don’t worry, we’ll expect check ins from whomever is writing your fic and we’ll hopefully keep you updated! You can track your fic’s progress just by asking it’s new writer! Isn’t that great???
Once the fic is finished, the author will send it to us to post on the blog and we’ll tag both the author and the original prompt giver and once the giver has told us they’ve read it, we’ll give the author the green light to repost it anywhere they please! Sounds fair, yeah?
but what happens if i want a prompt but i want something that caters to what I like to write?
Well this blog is dedicated to helping you unload your ideas, but it’s also here to help get all of your creative juices flowing!
So we’ll have a detailed tags list for each component of the prompt. You’re looking to write a nice slow-build romance? Look through the tag! Want a nice pwp hs!au? Look through either the ratings tag or the au one! Want to write something that’s expected to be extremely long? Look at the different word count tags! We’ll make sure that the tags page is always up to date so if all of a sudden we get a prompt with something that hasn’t been added to the page yet, boom there it is!
but brenna, what if I’m not a part of the Supernatural fandom?
Don’t let that get you down my friend! Here at ficpromptpartners, we accept alllll fandoms! And not just any fandom, any ship too! You wanna write a Sterek fic but you don’t have any ideas? Come here! You have a great Clintasha idea that you just can’t think of how to write? This is the place to unload it! Hell, you have a John Watson/Castiel headcanon that’s been bumping around in that head of yours? Give it to us and we’ll give it a good home!
um but there’s no ideas there yet…
Aw yes see and this is where our problem comes in. We need your ideas to be able to make this thing go! We won’t be able to give your ideas homes or give you ideas if no one sends in any prompts, so make sure you do!
And to keep track of prompts and finished fics or any updates, you can follow this blog to watch the ideas come in!
who are these admins you spoke of?
Any questions can be directed to any of us or the blog itself.
if you’re interested in sending in your prompts or getting a prompt from this blog, you should definitely reblog this post to spread the word, yeah?
i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
Is it Supernatural or the beginning of the best porn ever? You decide.
Why can’t it be both? Fanfiction FTW
My J2 obsession VanCon 14— Jensen joins Twitter (2/3)
omg the faces he makes are so cute
I love his Old Man Ackles persona
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